Friday trifecta!
3 memorable events today:
1. I started a short gig at a new place today, and unknowingly stepped in dog poo on the walk from my car to the office. It took me a couple hours to realize the strange smell was not my new environment; it was me. Whether my new employers noticed anything, um, unusual, I don't know. That's what you call leaving your mark!
2. On the drive home from work, some campaign advisor/strategist for Rudy Giuliani was being interviewd on NPR. This guy was the quintessential slick pundant devil spawn. His babble would have made me vomit had my rage not maloxed my nausea. He never used 3rd person pronouns when referring to Rudy, it was always "Mayor Giuliani." He also didn't call the War on Terror the War on Terror. Instead, he called it "The Terror War on Us." Yes. I'm not kidding. So, a typical answer went like this. "Mayor Giuliani is seriously concerned about the Terror War on Us. While Mayor Giuliani disagrees with some of the president's policies, Mayor Giuliani does think we need to prioritize fighting the Terror War on Us." Made me want to drive into any of the myriad of opposite lanes on the 405.
3. And finally, stopped at Taco Bell, and the cashier was... how shall I put this.... she was done up like a soft taco, but in actuality she was a crunchy taco. That's not your fire sauce, that's a man, baby.
